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Look into my eyes….

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“You must be on acid to think of that.”

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“It doesn’t work anymore, you stayed quiet too long…. You lost your reactionary brain process.”

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Hey! I could shut those crows up. Hey! *HZLJAHOSDF*

It doesn’t work anymore, you’ve stayed quiet too long. You lost your reactionary brain process. Up shut!

 

Life is great here. Pelican Point. Life is great for all of you, wherever you are, man, just look at it that way. Look at life as something you own because you do. And look at yourself as something you own because you do. You own yourself, you own your life. Be kind to people, be kind to people.

 

If you’re having an argument or something, about something, about something in the past, let it go. If you’re upset with the past, you’re upset over nothing because the word, p-a-s-t stands for “preoccupation about spent time.” The past is not here anymore. Stay in this moment called now, n-o-w. That stands for “no other way.” Get out and live life, action, adventure. That’s what I’m promoting, and it’s fun to do it because when I’m inspired by knowing you are watching me and hearing me speak to you from my heart, it’s a great feeling of success and a complete circle of life.

 

Even though you hear the crow crowing, I can’t hear it. Signing on.

-Gary Busey

We talk about the truth, and the truth comes in forms of questions that people are asking me to answer. The sun has gone down a little bit. It’s a beautiful sunset coming. I’ll take off my glasses. This is Gary Busey, in the Busey Zone. I love all of you and I’m so glad you’re here watching and listening and getting some good stuff that you can put in your feelings.

#buseyzone #timetravel

Busey: During the day, the Busey Zone like every day in everyone’s life. We talk about the truth, and the truth comes in forms of questions that people are asking me to answer. The sun has gone down a little bit. It’s a beautiful sunset coming. I’ll take off my glasses. This is Gary Busey, in the Busey Zone. I love all of you and I’m so glad you’re here watching and listening and getting some good stuff that you can put in your fffeelings. The word came slow, but the mouth was ready.

Busey: Proceed.

Steffanie: We have a question from Nostromo.

Busey: Who?

Steffanie: Nostromo.

Busey: Nostromo?

Steffanie: Yes. Is time travel possible and if so, what’s the best way to do it?

Busey: In your imagination. Remember what I said first? Your imagination is so much stronger than facts. It’s the preview of coming attractions. Your imagination is what takes you to those places you don’t know is coming. Just have fun doing it. Don’t let anything distract you: no anxiety, no depression, no panic, none of that. That’s not allowed in the fun zone. The Busey Zone is a fun zone because there’s nothing but fun we’re having here. Now, Nostradamus, where is he from? Is he from France?

Steffanie: His name is Nostromo.

Busey: Nostromo!

Steffanie: He did not tell us where he was from.

Busey: What is the origin of that name do you think?

Steffanie: Could be a she!

Busey: Who?

Steffanie: Could be a she.

Busey: Could be a she! What is the heritage of the name? Is that Greek?

Steffanie: “Nostromo!” Maybe Italian?

Busey: “Nostromo! Give me some pasito.

Steffanie: Italiano!

Busey: You know what’s good? Have you ever had a placenta pizza? They serve those things in Naples, Italy and they don’t look that good, but they taste like heaven. I disguise it with pineapple, so I don’t see the full bodied placenta right there on the crust.

Steffanie: I heard that’s good for your hair.

Busey: Good for your what?

Steffanie: Hair!

Busey: It’s good for your hair?

Steffanie: Yes.

Busey: I think it’s good for everything because a placenta is part of the living life that is already here walking on earth and that placenta was that little capsule that little life lived in before it was born. Placenta pizza is good. It is really good. It don’t cost that much either. They don’t cost hardly anything, but they’re good. They come this big too because placenta’s aren’t small, coming from big animals? You know, like the placenta of a rhinoceros is pretty damn big. That’ll feed 100 people in 10 minutes because you eat real fast to get the placenta down, but the taste, though, the aftertaste. It’s like languishing in the garden of beautiful heavenly trumpets that point toward the sky, singing the music of fun, love and happiness. Hope that helps.

Busey: Okay. Go!

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Tips for big life changes? Those tips come from you, buddy. Tip, T-I-P, you know what that stands for? It stands for To Insure Promptness. The faster you are at understanding where you’ve been and what it’s done to you when you were over there where you were, then you’ll have a wonderful time finding out the truth of something you learned that you weren’t aware of before you went.

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I would like to welcome all the Facebook friends that are watching this show and watching me talk and hearing what I say and loving it and understanding it could be very different. I want to thank you all for being on Facebook and supporting me in my visions because all the visions I have are in support of you, and without you guys out there, I wouldn’t be doing this.

And I love doing it because I can reach your hearts with wisdom and humor and understanding that you are a mirror image of everything good that you know. Everything good that you know of, you are that same way and I am giving you that information the same way. I feel like Bill O’Reilly. That means I’m dominating this. That means I’m pointing at you. Forget that. Spank my hand. I’m not going to point anymore, but the wonderment I have in my heart to give to you, you’re giving to me tenfold by just watching it, listening to it, writing it down and replaying it. You can’t go wrong on Facebook when you’re in the Busey Zone.

Thank you.

 They’re very strong minded. They’re very single minded and they always look like they’re smiling, so you can’t trust a Hobbit’s smile because he could be planning something funny for him, but not for you, signing off.

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Okay, I have some questions to answer from all you lovely people who come out and ask them to me and I’ll mention your name and where you’re from and next time you send questions, give me the measurements of some of your body parts and we can put that on too, so you’ll be an original American. You’ll be the only one who has body parts, a name and where you live out in the nation and they won’t see you … or maybe I’ll just make up your body parts.

Steffanie: Okay, question, now Heather and Zack are expecting a baby.  They want to know what to name their baby?

That’s great. This is America and a blessing, so naming a baby is not a problem. In fact, you could not name it at all and call it “no name.” There’s an Indian name. Her name is No Name. No Name? What does that mean? It means she doesn’t have a name idiot! It’s easy. God, wake up! Look at that. I know of a few people like this who had trouble naming their baby. I know what you do. With pasta, you take pasta and try to make letters out of them and spell words like migraine.

You know, that’s a lot of pasta, but you can do it. That’s a good name for the baby! Migraine! M-I-G-R-A-N-E-E-E … Migreen, Migrane. You guys will have a good time picking your child’s name, and it will come without effort. You might have a name come through and you’d say “What about rope?” Well, let’s name the baby rope. I mean you give it enough rope. You said it. No, that’s not true either. We don’t want to go for rope.

Hey! Rodeo! That’s a good name, Rodeo? Rodeo Drive out here and I’m from Texas and Oklahoma. There’s a place in Beverly Hills called Rodeo Drive. They call it Rodeo ro-DAY-oh. It’s like what on the earth are you trying to message us with, ro-DAY-oh? That sounds like a bunch of gay chimpanzees riding on bulls with women’s clothes on.

It’s not funny, but it is, if you drink. If you have a drink or two or a shot or more of tequila, if you take Patrone tequila and put it in the pot and boil it and then squeeze some garlic in it and stir it up and put it in the freezer for 30 seconds, take it out, and you’ll make tequila-sicles, where you put popsicle sticks in the tequila, put it in the freezer and it will freeze, and then you cut around the popsicle stick and you got some mutant tequila on the popsicle stick and it’s called a tequilasicle. You eat some of those you’ll name your kid. Maybe call it Brewster number three, you know, where they sell beer. I don’t know. I don’t have any kids!

You guys do know how to name kids. You’re just telling yourself you don’t. When you tell yourself you don’t know what to do, and ask somebody who doesn’t even know you for help, I can help you. I’ve helped you in every way. Take a name dictionary. Take a book with nothing but names in it. Open it to any page and close your eyes and point, Boston Blackie!

Okay, that’s a good name, Boston Blackie. That means you’ll have to fly to Boston to have the kid, so he will be a resident of Boston. Now, I feel a sneeze coming. Sneezes are orgasmic. I know everybody knows that. That’s a good thing to do is put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo to lose weight.

There’re all kinds of names I’m thinking of here like Rosebud. Well, okay, Burleigh.