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    Gary advises Jackie on astral projection, demonstrates the art of the hambone, and shows us that any man can fly if he puts his mind to it.

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    • jonas

      Dearest Gary,

      My name is Jonas and your name is Gary. If you, “Say-spell” (*trademarked) your name backwards its, “why rag?”, which makes perfect sense, fitting with your character and your for zest motivational utilization, but mine is, “s an oj”, which i can only take as, “sandwich and orange juice”..my question is, will i ever get the oompah that you posses, or am i destined to eat sandwiches whilst drinking orange juice for the rest of my life? and if so, can i illegally, legally change my name to change my fate? sincerely dedicated, jonas

    • cynthia

      hey garey back in 1976 i was at a place called the ROSRITA BEACH HOTEL IN MEXICO I WENT WITH MY PARENTS FOR MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY ANY WAY YOU CAME AND SET AT OUR TABLE IN THE CLUB AT THE HOTEL AND ASKED MY PARENTS IF THEY WERE ENERTAINERS AND YOU PERCEEDED TO TELL US HOW YOUR WIFE WAS UPSTAIRS GETTING THE KIDS TO BED AND YOUR AGENT HAD SENT YOU DOWN THERE TO DRY OUT FROM SOMETHING BEFOR YOU START FILMING I BELIEVE YOU SAID TEXAS WHEELERS. ANYWAY YOU ASKED ME TO DANCE AND YOU LED ME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND FELT ME UP WHILE WE WERE DANCING. MY DAD WOULD OF KLLED YOU IF HE KNEW, BUT THIS IS A STORY I STILL TELL TO THIS DAY IF YOU KNOW ME AND HAVENT HEARD IT YET BUT THATS VERY UNLIKELY. THANK YOU FOR A FUN MEMORY. SINCERLY CYNTHIA

    • Rob

      I know mules are sterile but are they also hermaphrodites? Its important as I want to breed them and I don’t know if I should buy one or two?

    • slam

      HI GARY

      THERE IS SOME DIRTY SHIT AT MY WORK THAT IS SMEARING HIS DIRTY SHIT ON THE TOILET WALLS.HOW DO I CATCH THIS DIRTY SHIT?.

      TROY,TASMANIA AUSTRALIA.

    • meredith

      Gary, what came first the chicken or the egg?

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